Simon Cowell attacks ‘weirdo’ Martin Gore

Martin Gore decided to publicly state Simon Cowell should be shot. He’s right of course. Simon then retaliates and calls Gore a weirdo (quote below) but let’s face the truth here… Martin has the most obsessed fans in the world. Seriously if he says go shoot someone the chances of someone wearing a lot of black showing up at Simon’s house is pretty high. Be careful who you call a weirdo!

“I read Martin Gore wants to shoot me. He was in Depeche Mode. Do you realise how weird and stupid that makes you.” – Simon Cowell

For more info:


  1. If I were to, hypothetically, shoot Simon Cowell, hypothetically…it would not be because Martin Gore hypothetically told me to. It would be because he is a whiny cunt (that’s not hypothetical – that’s a proven fact).


    1. Hypothetically I wouldn’t mind if you did so.


  2. digital bath salts November 28, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Cowell… one B short of topping cowbell glory.


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *