Easter Albums are Icky.

Easter Bunny Hits

What’s worse than fake plastic grass that sits in a landfill for eternity? Worse than corn syrup capsules disguised as beans? Worse than room temperature hard boiled eggs? Easter albums! You know how Christmas music is just plain awesome? You know how it makes you feel warm and fuzzy and happy? Well Easter music is the exact opposite. I’m going to guess that almost 99% of Easter music was created because some large label exec thought it could bring in some dollars. Want an example of what I mean? Check out an album on iTunes called Easter Bunny Hits by Big Eye Music. Look at what track 17 is! Is this a sick joke? An Easterized version of Who Let the Dogs Out! Are you afraid yet? Oh and check the released date: 2009! Wow.

Yippee!

This entry was written by Oliver Chesler, posted on April 12, 2009 at 9:14 am, filed under business, music and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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4 Responses to “Easter Albums are Icky.”

  1. Hey Oliver –

    Have a good one today. I’m going to take your advice on the Easter Bunny Hits CD.
    “What kinda!”

    All the best – Rich

    P.S. – What do you think of Sounds of the Universe? The video for Wrong is darker than I would have ever imagined they would do, huh?

  2. Oliver…I heard a sampling of the Easter Bunny Hits below. At first, I was perplexed because I thought you were messing w/ us. I then started to listen some more. Some of the tunes on there are friggin’ classics! Good find bro!

    *waves* – Rich

    P.S. – Talk to Bryan this w/d and told him about you performing next month state-side. It’d be a great opportunity to see the core of the label in one night. Hard for miss for anyone into your music…

    http://www.album-cover-art.org/B001VIK5K0/Funny_Bunny_Easter_Gang/Easter_Bunny_Hits

  3. Richter says:

    Sounds of the Universe limited edition incoming! :)
    Sounds of the Universe Tour tickets for 18 June,S.Siro Stadium Milan already in my pockets.
    I’ll be devoted :)

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